actual pisstake

When something happens that is a absolute joke and makes you wanna die

Omg ella is an actual pisstake

by Mazyyy February 28, 2018

Pisstake

Pisstake - one who is 'taking the piss' (the act of aggrivating another intentionally) and soon finding out it was a big mistake to do so
NortyDave dictionary entry 25-11-2020

You're making a pisstake

by Pisstaaaaaakeeer November 25, 2020

Pisstake

(British Slang): Pisstake.

A person who makes a joke, normally at someone in his/her/their circle of friends to get a reaction out of said person.

"Alexander, stop it, you're being a pisstake."

by The definite pisstake. September 14, 2018

Pisstake

When you're taking a piss and make the mistake of losing focus and peeing places other than the toilet.

Jeez Debra, glad we potty trained Lil Johnny who has a massive pisstake all over the bathroom.

by Yekim December 14, 2021

Pisstakes

When someone tells you that they are taking/or took an thing that belongs to you, with or without your consent.

"I spent that money we set aside for something, since I couldn't get ahold of you before the buying window closed, I went ahead and bought it without talking to you first. I figured you would understand."

" That person pisstakes whatever they want."
*Someone telling you they plan/planned on stealing from you

by Revealer.of.the.Truth December 6, 2025