Pisstake 

When you're taking a piss and make the mistake of losing focus and peeing places other than the toilet.

Jeez Debra, glad we potty trained Lil Johnny who has a massive pisstake all over the bathroom.

Pisstake by Yekim December 14, 2021

actual pisstake

When something happens that is a absolute joke and makes you wanna die

Omg ella is an actual pisstake

actual pisstake by Mazyyy February 28, 2018

pisstaker 

literally someone who takes the piss, i.e. someone who mocks something or somebody

I can't stand him, he is such a pisstaker!

pisstaker by Paolo Rossi March 25, 2008

pistaken

adj. To make a mistake based on having had the piss taken out of you.
see take the piss, taking the piss, pistake

"Did you really think he was going to give you 100 quid for nothing? You must be pistaken - he's not even worth 100 quid"

pistaken by natushka March 12, 2005

piss take 

See: take the piss

Why don't you find that song funny? It's clearly a piss take.

piss take by bungybob May 16, 2006

pisstaker 

literally someone who takes the piss, i.e. someone who mock something or somebody

I can't stand him, he is such a pisstaker!

pisstaker by Paolo Rossi March 25, 2008

Pisskake 

The act of multiple people urinating on a single person, sexual or otherwise ; a mixture of piss and bukake. Usually performed by people in Flint, Michigan who do not have access to clean running water.

Stacy: mark, your hair looks lank and greasy

Mark: oh man is it that obvious. I haven't pisskaked in weeks

Pisskake by Nosexualmisconductallegationss July 30, 2018