Pussimeter sensor

This is a sensor on your phone that recognizes when potential plus he is coming your direction.

Damn, look at the hottie Sam pulled he must have his pussimeter sensor in

by Puerto Rican chocolat thunder May 3, 2018

PioMeter

PioMeter pee-ah’-mi-tur

Unit of measurement often used in Columbus, OH after its namesake sailor who, on the first ever Bahama Cruise, reckoned he was in India. 1.0 PioMeter = 8.0 feet.

Whilst rigging the Santa Maria’s mainsail with a 2 PioMeter line, the yoeman only needed 2 feet and so he discarded the 14 foot remnant.

by Weeeebie April 30, 2020

Missometers

The unit of measurement in which you miss someone or something

I miss you 14 missometers.
My missometers are off the charts for you.

by strawberryshortcake2023 March 7, 2023