pisslinens

what you get when you piss in your bed, all over your sheets.

Man RutDog made some pisslinens last night boy... that is one nasty mothafucker

by JerDunc February 19, 2008

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Pipelined

a degree on inebriation which normally results in blackouts and/or fatherhood. Often frequented by people who like to rock out with your cock out

Rockstar One: Braaaaa i need to get pipelined tonight
Rockstar Two: I concur

by kungfujew73 April 7, 2010

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pissiness

the quality of being overly finicky, self-absorbed, patently assinine and absurdly self-important

A principal attribute required for current WH staff is extreme pissiness - for example, "White House Senior Advisor Stephen Miller aims to make it harder for legal immigrants to become citizens or get green cards if they have received government benefits, like Obamacare" (which they were legally required to obtain.)

by johnnypissoff August 13, 2018

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Pisskind

A german word literally meaning "Piss child". Commonly used by youth between friends.

A:"ich geb dir mein Brot nicht, du hast gestern mein Schnitzel gefressen"
(I wont give you my bread. You devoured my schnitzel)
B:"Du kleines Pisskind"
(You little piss child)

by ShiroUsami November 28, 2021

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Pisstine Chapel

The Pisstine Chapel is when a man gets two ladders indoors, places a board across them, lays on his back on the board facing the ceiling like Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel, and urinates directly up on to the ceiling. This is a popular move with lazy painters and occasionally used creatively to cover up pants wetting incidents by office workers who then claim that ‘the roof is leaking again.’

I pissed my pants at work while sitting in my office chair. I couldn’t let anyone know so I had no choice but to get two ladders and a board and do a Pisstine Chapel directly over the wet office chair and then call maintenance and tell them the roof is leaking. It was a perfect cover up and no one was the wiser.

There is no way Michelangelo was coming down off that scaffolding every time he had to pee. Yeah, more like Pisstine Chapple, am I right?

by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex January 1, 2025

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