Rock-Pissing Dump Truck

A “Rock-Pissing Trump Truck” is a very large dump truck FULL of rocks, and the rocks are pissing out all over your vehicle. These rocks are chipping the paint and hitting the windshield. And the truck has the nerve to post a sign saying “not responsible for any damage” and “stay back 200 feet”.

Rusty was so angry at the “Rock-Pissing Dump Truck” ahead of him. He pushed the gas pedal to the floor and went 85 mph to pass it!

by Julesheart March 6, 2023

pissing in the wind

Doing something completely pointless which has absolutely no chance of working or being in any way effective.

Trying to fix this fridge with a screwdriver I might as well be pissing in the wind!

by Jotinmick April 24, 2016

Pushing Electrons

The act of using (pushing keys) a keyboard to create and send e-mail or other types of electronic communications.

The process of competing daily online activities on the computer or other similar electronic device.

"I can't wait for lunch. I have been sitting at my desk pushing electrons all morning."

by Jremy2 July 22, 2009

wall pissing

Facebook comments written by a girl on her boyfriend's wall to let other girls know he's taken or to mark her territory. This may start a wall pissing war between two or more girls who like the same guy.

I'm having a wall pissing war with some chick named Dawn on Tyler's Facebook wall. I commented that I can't wait for our Las Vegas trip.

She commented right after: last night was sooo much fun ;-)

OMG! Who the hell is this bitch?!? My next comment will be: Don't forget to bring a bottle of wine tomorrow night. I'm cooking up something special...muah!

by cahoimhe May 26, 2010

Pushing Dots & Jerkin' Chicken

The act of managing a group of high tech workers for the express purpose of finding cause to fire them so the department can be "off-shored" to India.
Favorite tactics include destroying loyal employees reputations while building moral events around activities that divide the group.

Willis is trying to make sure she or her new hubby don't get fired by pushing dots and jerkin' chicken so that everyone else gets fired.

by Stan West September 10, 2004

Challenge pissing

If you can piss 6 feet straight up in the air without getting wet, you win.

Challenge pissing would be easier in space.

by unstoppable idiot January 12, 2009

pushing tea

Dealing marijuana. "Pushing" means drug dealing, and "tea" means marijuana.

"My daddy beats my mommy, my mommy clobbers me, my grandpa is a commie, my grandma pushes tea, my sister wears a mustache, my brother wears a dress... goodness gracious that's why I'm a mess!"
-West side story song Gee Officer Krupke

the grandma is pushing tea, so she deals marijuana. badass grandma.

by castfire11 June 10, 2010