pritard

The driver of a toyota Prius. Overcome by smugness and self righteousness, Prius drivers not only fail to realize they drive a piece of shit. They also fail at driving, and generally life eg. The Pritard in the car dealership will happily agree to pay 50% over ticket price.

Pritards replaced Volvo drivers, and actually surpass them for their demonstration of blind stupidity on the road.

Oi Pritard. You drive like my mothers bitch.

Damn near killed me, Old Chinese lady driving like a pritard.

by livebythesword June 4, 2009

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paritaim

Something Harvard Bass and Bart B More say. Enough said. PARITAIM

"Did you go to Voyeur last night?"

"no , but I heard it was massive paritaim!"
"yeah harvard bass killed it ! PURO PARI"

by blebled47 October 29, 2010

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puritanism

The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy

Needless to say, puritans hate fun

by shambola September 5, 2004

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piritchketeer

A combination of a pirate, witch and a musketeer.

-what are you gonna dress like for haloween?
-i think im going to be a piritchketeer
-whats that?
-you will see

by ben97 February 14, 2013

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Puritan

A an old fashioned, homeschooling mother who thinks that girls should suffer during warm weather because shorts and tank tops will turn them into strippers destined for hell.

*girl walks into room wearing a weather-appropriate but not revealing tank top and jeans*

Puritan mother: Oh my goodness! Put some clothes on before you end up spending the rest of your life in a brothel!

Girl: But look at Zack! He's shirtless and his jeans are so low we can practically see all of his boxers! Why is that ok??

Puritan mother: Because I'm a sexist bitch.

by thatsjustterrible June 1, 2011

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