Similar to turd cutter, loaf pincher is used to reference any type of ass worth mentioning, good or bad, preferably good. Occasionally abbreviated as just "LP".
"Damn Ben, did you see Nicole's loaf pincher in those jeans today? Sick!"
"Yo, my wife is in the next room, but check out the LP on that one!" - Kyle
"Yo, my wife is in the next room, but check out the LP on that one!" - Kyle
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Noun- when you are just about to nut so you spread your foreskin apart (on the tip so it can catch it) and nut into the air so it falls into your foreskin, catching it like a pitcher plant catches a fly.
“Yo bro last night I was jacking off to hentai and I did The Pitcher Plant, it sucked to clean it out though.”
by CoochieManCoochieCan March 16, 2020
Get the The Pitcher Plant mug.The state of excessive, playful jocularity. Generally involving the enormous consumption of varied western pharmaceuticals. Often resulting in extended periods of intense psychological fragility, introspection and at times self-loathing. May also experience wild parties, random hook-ups, increased “Friends”, disproportionate cigarette consumption and extreme popularity.
Renee is constantly seeking to be Pilchered!
John remained locked in is room for 2 day’s after a good Pilchering.
Mikel is the Pilcher king
If used responsibly, Pilchering can be a catylist to a better more motivated and eventful life
John remained locked in is room for 2 day’s after a good Pilchering.
Mikel is the Pilcher king
If used responsibly, Pilchering can be a catylist to a better more motivated and eventful life
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Get the ass pincher mug.The Sexual Act of putting your male genitalia inside of an awful hot coffee pot, and then keeping it there until you can not feel your penis anymore. Then, Ram Jabbing your partner until they suffer and die due to a stroke.
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Get the PP Cold Pincher mug.In a relationship between two men, the pitcher would be defined as the partner who is throwing the bat down the catchers hole. The catchers is the receiver of the pitchers bat as defined in the above sentence.
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