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Pied me off

Taken from days of yore when being an unwed mother carried a high tariff.

To pie someone off would be to disregard them or treat them with disrespect. The person speaking feels like they’ve been made to look like the equivalent of a used cum receptacle and nothing more. “Pie” is taken from the term “cream pie” which leads to pregnancy. To pie someone off would be the same as using them or discarding of them as if they were simply some unfeeling flesh hole.
“Barry the builder was supposed to be here at 10am, he’s really pied me off!”
by Your mum’s boiler June 23, 2022
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Fresh off the pipe

A term used after having recently smoked a bowl to tell his/her sober friends that he/she is under the influence of marijuana
Friend 1: "yo dude whats going on?"

Stoner: "man I'm fresh off the pipe... And it feels so good"
by Thutton July 2, 2011
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keep the dog off the half pipe

Due to the low center of mass of most dogs, people often think putting them on a skateboard and dropping them into a halfpipe would be a good idea. This could not be further from the truth, for anyone going down a halfpipe should wear the necessary equipment, and companies do not yet supply helmets to dogs. In conclusion, keep the dog off the halfpipe and stay safe.
Yo bro, you really shouldn't go out to that party during this pandemic.

Why?
Uh cuz keep the dog off the half pipe
ooo shit bro, you right
by bigthunker November 7, 2020
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Keep the dog off the half pipe

A fake phrase pab- someone made up to fit in with a fellow slime.
Yo slime, Keep the dog off the half pipe!
by bigthunker November 7, 2020
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