crack pipe

What is used to smoke crack-cocain out of. Small hole on botton and big hole on top where you put the crack.

like a tabacco pipe (bowl) but glass

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

crack pipe

1. The somewhat straight and terminal area of the human intestine, ending in the anus. 2. asshole

1. My crack pipe was itching so I applied some ointment. 2. This crack pipe talked all through the movie and ruined it for us.

by John Salvatore July 3, 2005

crack pipe

a tool used to insert thing into your ass like animals or small fruit

"oh shit,steve i got your gerbal stuck in my ass sorry man"
"no worries man i just warned you not to use that crack pipe

by Ollie Wright August 18, 2006

bluey crack pipe

A crack pipe with the popular kids show character bluey on a crack pipe

Me and coco are gonna smoke a bluey crack pipe

by Chamococonut January 7, 2023

crack pipe cramps

Cramps caused by to much pipe smoking, usualy effecting the lips and eyes. Often mistaken for blowers cramp
simptums include, purked out lips still in the pipe sucking position and crossed eyes that are still focused about 3-5 inches past the nose(where the lighter would be). May also cause some slurred speach.

"Dude what's wrong with your face, your Crack Pipe Cramps are so bad you can't even look straight.

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

Crack Pipe Pete

1. A Person who thinks they can outdo anyone in drugs while either not dieing or passing out i.e. Could smoke the most marijuna, Could snort the most cocaine. 2. Someone to compete in drug use with. 3. Jeff G.

Bro 1: "Man lemme stop and hit the bong, pop a pill, smoke a blunt, pop a bean, take 14 shots, titty fuck your mom, shoot birds at the airport AAAAAANNNNND.....be home before dinner. CRACK PIPE PETE AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME BITCH!!!"
Bro 2: ".........Dude...your gay..."
Bro 1: "Why...?"
Bro 2: "Because I just did all that a second ago, theres nothing left to base head off of, check for yourself..."
Bro 1: "Piss....."

by MonsterDipper88 October 20, 2008

Pipe Crack

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe crack of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023