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Tomorrow's Pioneers 

The act of telling your child to become a terrorist.
Tomorrow's Pioneers is complete horseshit; it promoted terrorism, Anti-Americanism, anti-semitism, and anti-westernism. It's absolutely sickening to me how the Palestines are so hostile towards the Israelis, and to add up, one of the characters, Farfour, is a CARBON COPY of Mickey Mouse! Walt Disney's last surviving child Diane Disney-Miller hated this show too!

Pioneer High School 

Pretty normal school, the class of 2022 is utterly insane. At the beginning of 2019 the total amount of enrolled students was 2017, the suggested maximum amount of students is 1800, ya, that’s big. We got 3 floors and the school is around half a mile long on the first floor, the second and third are not so big. The school is divided up by letter. A-athletics at the front of the school. B-band, orchestra, music, etc also at the front. C1-C2-C3- all Academic classrooms the number corresponds with the floor. D1-D2- still academic but more for the learning disabled or special needs. E-this is where the art and engineering classrooms are like engine repair is. But if we are talking about the people, as of today April 30th 2019, 3 fights have occurred in the last 4 days (all females funnily enough.) but over all a ok school. Oh let’s not forget, around 3-4 years ago a biology teacher got busted for meeting a 15 year old to fuck. (Sting operation got his ass) #freegerold was a thing for a little while. Damn that was bad
Damn the pioneer high school football team just beat Huron high again for the 41st time in a row, Huron sucks.

Pioneer Ridge Middle School 

Bob: what middle school did you go to?
John: Pioneer Ridge Middle School

Bob: oh you mean hell.

Pioneer Heritage Middle School 

At PHMS your either Gay, Indian, a basic bitch, or a athletic black kid. All the girls are too sensitive. There is shit and piss all over the toilets because you can’t see from all the fucking smoke in the air. Once you get out of the bathroom you realize there’s a fucking cockroach up your ass. The computers are as slow as all the teachers 40 times. Half the kids smell like bad perfume, weed, or curry shit stains. This school is literally a prison, banning a new fucking thing everyday. All teachers use stone age technology to teach us something we won’t remember the next day. Half the teachers are literally autistic. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hey you goto Pioneer Heritage Middle School?”

“Yea...”

“Never talk to me again.”

Pioneer Heritage middle school 

A school where half the people smell like shit and the other half are basic white bitches. Your either Indian, basic white bitch, athletic kid, Pick me bitch, gay, or have gone to rehab more then once. Most of the girls there are bitches and pick me who can’t take a hint to shut the fuck up. Most the boys there are “so cool” that they have the worst future that a homeless person could get a job besides them. There’s so many sluts who ppl honestly don’t like at all. The bathrooms are covered in smoke. The study skills teacher is lowkey autistic and stupid. There all homeless or rich.
“Hey what school you go to”

…pioneer heritage middle school
“Uh bye bitch

snow pioneer 

A snow pioneer is the first person who treads through any amount of snow greater than ankle height. As a result, this pioneer will suffer the consequences of stepping into deep snow, however their sacrifice will allow the people who follow through those very same footsteps to remain relatively unaffected by the snow.
We have to cut across this field! Thank god for the snow pioneer, without their trail of footsteps, my socks would be soaked!
snow pioneer by Pbu March 8, 2008