Pinnonion

Looks like a pinneapple, smells like an onion. Or vice versa.
May also be used in reference to a mother's vagina.

Me: What is that smell..?
Mother: What smell, sweetie?
Me: Oh gawd.. did you forget to clean your pinnonion today??

by Bonch Nifkin February 13, 2013

Pinnochio

When you're 69ing and you work the clit so hard that you end up nose-fucking your partner.

"He just went at it so hard that I felt something slip in, and I realized he just pinnochio'ed me"

by Jet Stream June 23, 2017

Chocolate Pinnocchio

When a man forcefully forcefully shoves his woman's nose into is asshole.

Timmy: Ray Rice wouldn't have these problems if he knew about the Chocolate Pinnocchio."

Alex: My bitch was running her mouth last night. One Chocolate Pinnocchio later and that ho made me a pot pie.
Timmy: Pot pie and a stank ass nose. That's how I control my bitches. I don't need no damn elevator.

by Monkeyballs1277 September 17, 2014

Angry Pinnochio

(Girl Revenge) Where the girl grabs her mans dick while its hard and bends it at the middle causing massive pain; Breaking his boner.

Officer: You're under arrest for the assault of this girl.
Dude: Officer she gave me an angry pinnochio!
Officer: Son of a bitch! You're off the hook!

by Vurtax June 6, 2010

Hindu Pinnochio

Males testicles are placed in the eyes of female with flacid penis being over the nose. Girl bats her eyelashes arousing the penis causing an erection to grow like pinnochios nose when he lies. meanwhile the asshole is placed firmly against the forehead, leaving a symbolic brown dot between the eyes.

Nicki had a brown dot on her forehead this morning, she must have got the Hindu Pinnochio last night.

by Las Vegas Tripod March 29, 2011

Dirty Pinnochio

When an individual of the male gender is having his testicles orally gratified from the rear, said individual spreads the cheeks of their buttocks and thrusts themselves backwards, thus plunging the unfortunate recipient's nose into their gaping rectum; the rarity of the circumstances wherein a Dirty Pinnochio can be performed make this maneuver all the more impressive.

"Billy asked me to suck his balls from behind last night, and before I knew it, he gave me a Dirty Pinnochio."

by Suburban Assassin July 16, 2006

pinnochio

Fake person or people, whether it be Man or Woman

1.I hate pinnochios. They wanna smile in your face, but as soon as you leave they talk mad shit.

2. Person 1. "Oh look here comes Amber."

Person 2. "I don't associate with her, she's a pinnochio."

by RCPTHANEMESIS December 30, 2009