Pineaples

You fucking dumbass, you spelt pineaples wrong. Apparently you're not the only one.

Mother: "Honey would you like some pineaples with dinner?"
Son: "Don't you mean pineapples?"
Mother: "Don't talk back to me or I'm gonna make YOU mean pineapples"
Son: "What the fuck"

by jesterdust March 14, 2024

Pineaples

You fucking dumbass, you spelt pineapples wrong. And apparently you're not the only one. What has the world come to? Is it all over? IS THIS THE APOCALYPSE?! 15 YEARS OF TRAINING ARE PAYING OFF!! TIME IS DEAD AND MEANING HAS NO MEANING!!! WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON'T MAKE LEMONADE, MAKE LIFE TAKE ITS LEMONS BACK! EAT LEAD, SUCKERS!!!!!

Mother: "Honey would you like some pineaples with your dinner?"
Son: "Don't you mean pineapples?"
Mother: "Don't talk back to me I'll make YOU mean pineapples"
Son: "What the fuck"

by jesterdust March 14, 2024

Pineapple hair

A word used by Anix meaning the spikes on top of spongebob's house.

Ok I gotta add some pineapple hair to my house.

by Katielovesguineapigs! June 16, 2020

Pineapple Hairs

The green parts on top of a pineapple. (Anix, 2020)

Pineapple Hairs

The pineapple hairs on this pineapple are so green and luscious.

by Ayurriakki June 16, 2020

pinaple

the word pineapple spelt wrong

this man 1: wow i really like this pinaple
man 2: you spelt pinaple wrong
man 1: oops lol
man 3: you guys are talking irl how did that happen-

by dopeshow69420 November 18, 2020

Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells

Grapes Melons Oranges and Coconut Shells.

So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!

Verse 1
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

Verse 2
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!

DK
Donkey Kong!

He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
Huh!

Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells - A definition for those who hate Pineapples and thus think they smell.

by ItSeemsToday September 3, 2019

Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen

Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen is a groovy song that you can find on YouTube. It's short and a bit funny since the guy in the video dances along to the music. (You should watch it if into weird stuff like that...)

Lyrics: Intro
P-P-A-P

*Groovy Music*

Verse 1
I have a pen, I have an apple
Uh! Apple-Pen!

Verse 2
I have a pen, I have pineapple
Uh! Pineapple-Pen!

Verse 3
Apple-Pen, Pineapple-Pen
Uh! Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen

*Groovy Music*
End Of Song
Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen!

Apple-Pen, Pineapple-Pen uh Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen!

by Brookm&m January 2, 2017