pinch a loaf

take a shit

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

"Pinch a loaf"

To extrude an exceptionally massive terd.

If the boss is wondering where I am, please tell him that I had to "pinch a loaf".

by Larry Latrino July 21, 2006

pinch a loaf

A slang term (not very well known). Its a term describing what happens when you release matter from your bowels. Many use the term instead of a derogitory 4 letter word because it sounds less harsh. In the example below you will see how easy it can be used when you are speaking to loved ones.

I'll take out the trash after I pinch a loaf.

by B. Steed January 2, 2005

pinch a loaf

(Verb) To take a bowel movement.

Oh man, I gotta pinch a loaf wicked bad!

by Peter June 1, 2006

Pinch a loaf

To cut off the hanging of fecal matter from the anus.

Hey dog I'll be ready in a few, I gotta pinch a loaf first.

by Danielwebster February 22, 2015

pinch a loaf

to squeeze a juicy turd out of once anus

dude i need to pinch a loaf can i use ur toilet?

by vix and da suz September 4, 2005

pinch a loaf

Used to describe taking a shit. Used more so to describe taking a dump where a BIG piece of shit is "pinched". The BIG piece of shit is the "loaf" as in a loaf of bread in terms of size. To pinch a loaf is to shit out a turd that is the size of a loaf of bread. Pinching a loaf usually involves extreme stretching of the anus and pain is involved in pinching the loaf.

"I feel a huge turd coming on so I have to go pinch a loaf."

by KittyCatMan October 6, 2009