ass punch

The finishing move of wrestler Beef Wellington. He jumps off the top rope and punches his opponent in the ass.

Beef Wellington got the win tonight with the flying ass punch.

by Jugrnaut April 21, 2005

ass punch

To punch the buttocks of another with a fist. If you punch someone in the ass during a fight, it proves your sissiness.

"Who's Claire?"
"The hooker that you ASS-PUNCHED!"

- 2 Lines from the movie 'Deuce Bigalow'

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

jawaky ass punch

a random punch to the ass of an unsuspecting victim

Punch yer buddy in the ass real hard when he aint lookin whammo...a jawaky ass punch

by Shawn Beeler February 16, 2007

ass punch

A new trend that I invented during an AIM conversation to kill a silence. It is the new solution for all your problems. Known to cure anything except AIDS which it only slows down.

Punching yourself in the ass is only for sexual related problems. Punching yourself on the ass is for all other purposes

What your eye hurts? punch yourself on the ass! You have a headache? punch yourself on the ass! You feel light headed? punch yourself on the ass! Your friend is acting gay? punch yourself on the ass! (beware--this may be a little suggestive to the person if they are truly gay)

I ass punched Taurino and he was like wtf you do that for and I told him I'm trying to cure your cold.

by antinormal December 12, 2008

Ass Punch

When you slap your dick on a bitch's ass.

Oh, man, that ass punch almost made me cum!

by 69's the best June 10, 2017

Real Ass Pitch

Pitch with a real Ass.

Guys that dog is a real ass pitch, i just felt his butt. Its not a fursuit.

by Lasse Jackal November 1, 2019

Ass Gut Punch

To punch your lady friend in the gut after anal sex causing her to tighten her sphincter muscle while simultaniously yanking your cock out in order the clean the shit off.

Dude, I totally fucked ashley in the ass last night! How did the go? Good! But after we were done I had to give her the ass gut punch because she had shit on my cock.

by oz man cometh November 5, 2010