Pillockory

The act of being a total pillock. Seems that only English people have heard of this but it did seem to need a mention. One day will probably be an art form.

Mike, don't balance your pint on your head, its total pillockory

by AutumnGaslight July 3, 2009

Pillock

Noun for Idiot, fool. Originally a slang term for the penis but fairly inoffensive now its this meaning has been forgotten. Derog. ref British Slang Dictionary.

Something along the lines: "Sorry James, I am a fully-rigged, rate A1, ocean going pillock. -James May

by jump3r_22 September 4, 2018

Pillock

Noun for Idiot, fool. Originally a slang term for the penis but fairly inoffensive now its this meaning has been forgotten. Derog. ref British Slang Dictionary

You silly pillock, why did you do that for?

by John van Rooy May 1, 2002

Infantile Pillock

A child-like or child-sized penis.

Infantile: relating to infancy
Pillock: a fool or idiot; a penis

Person1: You're a jerk.
Person2: Butthead.
Person1: Infantile Pillock.
Person2: ... did you just call me a small dick? YOU'RE the infantile pillock.
Person1: Haha.
Person2: What's funny is that you aren't disagreeing...

by princess.peach December 30, 2009

Pillock

A man who has dropped a major bollock. Not nescessarily a stupid bloke, rather, one who has done a stupid act.

You great Pillock, why in God's name did you grab her arse?

by Tosher February 10, 2002

Pillocking

Making fun of, Taking the piss, Lying

He's pillocking you - He's having you on or lying to you

by Darrell Harrison November 27, 2002

Pillock

A person who commits a stupid act or one who's stupidity backfires.

"You burnt the toast AGAIN !? thats three times now, you pillock".

by London El Vis October 10, 2005