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X Piles

Nick: What's wrong Sammy?
Sammy: Call Agent Mulder, I think I have the case of the X Piles
by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005
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Lurking Piles

Hidden hemorrhoids that haven't dropped yet
Timmy's butthole was feeling quite itchy and aggravated when he woke up on Sunday. He turned to wife Sally and said "ugh I have Lurking Piles from all that pizza we ate this weekend; hoping those 'roids drop soon so I can get over it"
by Uncle Joosie November 30, 2020
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Furry Piles

Groups of people dressed up in animal costumes having group sex. Aka orgy's.
Donkey- "mannn that Zebra's furry piles are really hot!"
Bunny- "hell yeah makes me wanna join in!"
by GummyBearSweetTea July 3, 2011
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heaping piles

hemorroids, tongue-in-cheek, sarcasm for waiting around.
I've got heaping piles from the comment 'good things happen to those who wait'. Constipated?
by Jesterscrystal July 20, 2009
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galloping piles

Fourth-degree (or grade 4) piles permanently hang down from the anus and you cannot push them back inside, when they play up you must gallop, or run for the lotion
Sitting on your rubber ring you suddenly get a severe burning sensation and must run or gallop to the medicine cabinet to obtain treatment, hence Galloping Piles.
by Peter Shaffer July 15, 2007
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shit piles up

When your life is like shit already but more bad things keep happening. Bad news just pile up on top of each other.
Two days ago I lost my cousin. And today my gf broke up with me.

Shit piles up
by Ooway January 1, 2018
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WOULD PILES

A person who let"s you EAT ASS they say but when you ask them to push the sphincter something else happens.

ASS IN THE AIR.

Most just don't have BOWEL COMTROL.
I will meet you in NUMBER TWO BUTT I have to get my stuff first and they don't show up as someone else is licking their WOULD PILES as they are very TURDIOUS to them and not you.

ASS IN THE AIR FIRE the WOULD PILES are coming to a THEATHER near you as don't miss thIs engagement.

Cannot push that SPHINCTER OUT without generating WOULD PILES OF SHIT.
by STINKING LIKE SHIT June 22, 2021
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