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the pile of shit has a thousand eyes 

from Stephen Kings short story "The Body"
this quote also appears in the movie "Stand By Me" which was based off the book as "a pile of shit has a thousand eyes"

stated by character Teddy, meaning that though he, indeed, may be a pile of shit, he is still all seeing and all knowing.
"You four-eyed pile of shit!" Chris said.
"The pile of shit has a thousand eyes." Teddy said gravely, and both Chris and I cracked up. Teddy stared at us with a slight frown, as if wondering what had gotten us laughing.

exact quote from page 297 of Stephen King's short story anthology Different Seasons.

Crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit 

To make a bad situation or anything that is in shitty condition worse.
Come on man, don't smoke weed after I just got a ticket!
You're crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit!

Sloppy Pile of Shit

Adjective: The equivalent of being a pile of errant feces while intoxicated. Also is attributed to someone who has had too many substances in their body over a prolonged period of time; i.e, Mcdonalds, alcohol, magical mushrooms, acid, etc.
Flammang: Get up off the couch you sloppy pile of shit.

Chris: No im trying to rest, ive had a long day.

Flammang: Doing what! You don't even have a job!

Chris: I drank a handle of Carlo Rossi last night......

Flammang: You really are a bag of shit. A SLOPPY PILE OF SHIT.
Sloppy Pile of Shit by BASEDLIFE November 13, 2011

cock sucking pile of shit 

A sobriquet for an utter disgrace of a human being. A synergistic combination of person that is both worse than excrement and worse than a cum guzzler.

Orange Pile Of Shit 

The Orange Pile Of Shit fired another Cabinet member.

pileofshitonalawn 

usually means theres a pile of shit on a lawn
omg theres a pileofshitonalawn
pileofshitonalawn by michael wallace November 21, 2007