Whistling up a pig's ass

This picturesque expression was originally used by Rednecks in the USA, but has achieved wider usage due to combined operations of US and European troops. It is used to describe something that totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something that you do not wish to do. By extension it can be applied to mean a person who is a waste of time and effort, someone with whom you do not wish to associate and whose existence can only be described as one of nature's biggest mistakes..

Malcolm's made another great and glorious cock-up, that asshole really is no more use than whistling up a pig's ass!

by Croatalin April 26, 2014

pig ass dick head

Rude annoying bastard that is just plain out annoying

That kid over there is a pig ass dick head

by yass boo December 22, 2014

thicker than peppa pig's ass

a way of saying that she's so thick, you would cook her bacon ass and feed it to your entire family.

girl: *walks by a dude*.
dude: damn her ass is thicker than peppa pig's ass, mmmmm.

by Thegamerguy182 January 04, 2022

all the meat around a pigs ass is pork

When someone is telling you something & you know the answer & they know the answer - used as sarcasm-like duh everybody knows that for someone who is a know it all or when someone asks a stupid question

My dad would say this when you asked a stupid question - a car won"t run without gas- yeah & all the meat around a pigs ass is pork

by Kitzie kidder June 17, 2017

couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass

Referring to someones inability to do something.

Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.

Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"

by vkwagz June 14, 2017

Ass Pig

Someone who enjoys any and all anal activities to the point of fetishism, and beyond.

Girl, I went out with so-and-so, and all that bitch wanted to do was spread those cheeks, she was such an ass pig!!!

by Sombra Pagan July 15, 2004

Ass Pig

A Word Also Used To Describe Daniel Kean, The Ass Pig Of 2009...:)Who Enjoys Taking It Up The Ass.. Funily Enough (:

Ohh My God Niko! Your Such A Curry Bum Nugget!! Not As Bad As Daniel Kean Tho.. Hees Such An Ass Pig... He Told Me How He Takes It Up The Ass... Like An Ass Pig..(:

by Rawx771 May 04, 2009