if your last name is higgins
then
change it to piggins
Piggins is gay
He rolls to school everyday
He eats lots of ham
Nobody gives a damn
Except his mother
Who is also his father
He loves the song piggins
in the middle
That is his favourite riddle
So now you see
Piggins starts with p
So if you see him punch him
in the face
and make him have a race
he will roll
His mum is a ho