phonometrographer

Someone who measures sound, as a poet or a song writer does intuitively, in her/his mind.

“Whitney Houston and Jim Morrison were natural-born phonometrographers.”.”

by Hot Writer May 27, 2020

phoneversation

A conversation on the phone.

Yo, I had a mad phoneversation with that chick last night!

by Reginald 56 December 31, 2006

Phonosect

fəʊnəʊsɛkt

Pronouncing words one syllable at a time

Anna: I love "po-tai-toes"
Cate: Stop Phonosecting!!

by Aeronol January 13, 2014

phonversate

A made up term that my idiot boyfriend created to describe conversation over the phone. Instead of "conversing over the phone" he created this word to describe the action.

Him: Hey babe
Her: Hey love!
Him: Phonversate tonight?
Her: Sure I'll converse over the phone with you
Him: Phonversate it is!!!
Her: You're annoying ...

by Phonversate1211 June 6, 2016

poovert

a person with a poop fetish

I broke up with Chad because I found out he was a poovert.

by muffinpigeon November 19, 2018

poovert

an excessive cat shaver

Watch out, here comes the poovert and her bald cat

by jerzey November 1, 2006

Phonetertubes

Internet connectivity on a mobile phone.

Portmanteau of "phone" and "intertubes"

"I can't get any wireless here. How will we use Google maps now?"
"It's OK. I'll use them on the phonetertubes."

by lonelocust January 14, 2009