phoneicide

The act of killing a phone, or when a phone is killed. Most cases of phoneicide are committed by technology incompetent individuals, and most cases are dismissed. It is still a crime, and action should be taken.

*Phone laying in pieces on the floor*

"Watson... it appears there was a phoneicide!"

by Kleenex! January 21, 2010

Penocide

noun: the act of writing so badly that entire populations of readers never to pick up a book again.

We thought Sarah Palin just gave bad interviews, but her ghost writer committed penocide on an adoring fan base.

by Jacky Ninny December 4, 2009

phonicide

Like homocide or suicide, where you kill something, just towards phones.

Dude 1: "Man, I accidentally washed my phone with my clothes again! That's the fourth time!"

Dude 2: "What a phonicide."

by supercoolkat1234567890 July 6, 2011

Poocident

When you unexpectedly have bowel issues, resulting in an embarrassing fecal situation.

Emily had a poocident earlier when she shit the bed.

by Mariano G. Vallejo May 22, 2021