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A slang, degrading phrase describing the neck area (front or rear) an overweight person.
Ralph, look at Wendy, damn she has gotten fat, just look at those rolls on her face! Yeah, tell me about it Bob, She's got "more chins than a Chinese phone book"!
by Clintoncousin September 25, 2007
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rolled up phone book

An arse splittingly wide shit, usually the result of stuffing yourself the day before with kebab, steak, fine cheeses, etc... and dehydration caused by excess alcohol.
Rupert howled, when the morning after the pickles and cheese party he had to pass a rolled up phone book
by Loopydave May 12, 2020
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full as a fairy's phone book

Drunk, or bloated from eating too much.
"Man, you were putting away those martinis and pork pies like nobody's business last night."
"Uh huh. By the end I was as full as a fairy's phone book."
"God damn."
by Magogigle October 23, 2009
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A phrase used to taunt fat people with double chins, the name chin often appearing millions of times in a chinese phone book due to the popularity of the name and population of the chinese country.
"Look at that fat twat, he's got more chins than a chinese phone book!"
by yourma2000 December 9, 2008
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Alabama phone book

a large southern community phone book that lists all residents that are somehow related through blood family in the form incest relations.
I used that Alabama phone book to find Andrew's wife's phone number who also happens to be his cousin.
by jake gouta May 1, 2015
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The greatest phone book in Jamaica

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Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book is a dissed to anyone who is fat and has alot of chins like the name chin in china and in phone books chinese people have somtimes the same names so it makes sence
Person1: bro yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book
RandomMofo: daaaaaaamn
OtherRandom: bro im gone dats ohh bro

Person2: imma go home now and cry

Person1: i hope you have enough toliet paper to whip your tears
by Aboychap August 14, 2018
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