podcation

A visit to another co-workers pod in order to avoid work.

Every time I saw Tex last week he was on a podcation, no wonder his project is late.

by Sterlingshuman March 28, 2009

poonation

An interjection closely related to the slightly archaic damnation. An emphatic word, which combines the associations of both excrement and having one's soul irreparably bound to hades.

Mate: Hey, apparently you're getting fired this afternoon for starting that rumour that the boss whitens his teeth.

You: Poonation.

by Horace van der Khute October 22, 2009

Phonebation

The few days after you get your phone back from your parents or guardian.

Shania: Rida just got her phone back
AJ: Yea but she's on phonebation so she has to be extra careful

by AJ_Connorz February 1, 2015

porncation

Porncation is simply the vacation time taken off to watch porn

Person 1: What are you doing for the holidays

Person 2: Not much probably gonna take a porncation

by naeson December 31, 2018

phonication

(also known as telephonication)
A cleverly derived synonym for phone sex.

Gal A: I told her he's not allowed over here because everyone can hear them having wall-banging sex every night.

Gal B: So did she end up going to his house?

Gal A: No! Now, all she does is sit in her bedroom and phonicates with him for hours....while I'm in the room!!

Gal B: You know, I was never a huge fan of phone sex....too many awkward silences.

Gal A: Yeah...I definitely prefer actual sex to phonication.

by Teresa Anastasia September 26, 2007

Phontagion

When staring at a phone becomes contagious.

I cause phontagion in the elevator when I took out my phone to read a text. Then everyone else in the elevator whipped out their phone to look at it also.

by Jajajavi75 September 8, 2013

Poocation

When one strives to get away from the mundane, overcrowded bathroom of his everyday building at work or school; he will wonder to different floors, or different buildings, in order to find a better bathroom eventually. Here it'll be more private, peaceful, and have a change of scenery- both architecturally and sexually (different dime pieces walking 'round)

Office drone 1: Hey man where's Mike? We gotta meeting soon.
Office drone 2: I think he's on poocation, the bathroom here stinks and the bitches are ugly.

by diginick September 9, 2016