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Phobes

The nickname given to someone with dickophobia
Why is Phobes so frigid?
by paul12321 July 15, 2011
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ist-phobe

The backbone of the social justice warrior debate strategy.

Everyone that disagrees with a social justice warrior feelings logic should be labeled as an "-ist" and a "-phobe". Now it is no longer necessary to pick one that is relevant, or more likely isn't relevant to the situation such as "racist, or "homophobe". Just combine all of them together so you are always right by using the term "ist-phobe".
Member of the Patriarchy: Let us discuss this peer reviewed scientific study to see the data on this issue.
SJW: You're just an ist-phobe so your arguments do not count. STFU.
by Titomosquito December 3, 2016
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Fun-a-phobe

Someone that is allergic to fun and is unwilling to try new things.
Shelly is a fun-a-phobe and will not take any risks or do anything out of the ordinary. What a bore!
by RICH CHICKS August 6, 2007
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Google-a-phobe

- Someone who'd rather publicly ask their Facebook friends a question that they could have easily looked up on Google.

- Someone with a fear of using Google

- Someone too lazy to use Google

- Someone so old that they have no clue what Google is or what it's used for.
"Hey there Facebook friends, I got this new recipe. What's 180 degrees celcius converted to fahrenheit?"

"What are you...some kind of Google-a-phobe?
by HoroscopeGangsta.com October 22, 2013
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fat phobe

A term that allows fat people to avoid accepting that they are fucking gross and it is their own fault. So, for instance, if you don't like fucking morbidly obese women, you are not a red-blooded American man, you are a "fat phobe".
A: You should try to pick up that girl.
B: I would, but the cankles, spider veins, and pendulous, flopping slabs of blubber don't really spark my desire.
A: Fat phobe!
by Gojogongua August 3, 2007
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cock a phobe

A lesbian, or a woman who has a phobia of male genitalia, or phalluce shaped objects.
1) Shes a right cock a phobe
2) See that rug muncher? Shes a cock a phobe.
by Ryan O'Neill March 19, 2007
mugGet the cock a phobemug.

pink-a-phobe

a male who is afraid to wear pink becasue he thinks it makes him look gay
DAniel is such a pink-a-phobe!!
by crew monkey May 17, 2004
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