The blob version of HilariouslyScary's Philip. They are incredibly powerful but only use that power for good.
by TotalChance November 9, 2021
Get the Phlob mug.A phloke is simply the opposite of a joke--in other words, a phloke is a bad joke. It is a way of keeping things positive--when someone says a bad joke, you can call it a good phloke--and not hurt anyone's feelings.
Johnny: What do you get when you mix a calculator and a phone?
Paul: I don't know, what do you get?
Johnny: A Call-culator!
Paul: Good Phloke.
Paul: I don't know, what do you get?
Johnny: A Call-culator!
Paul: Good Phloke.
by Quadratics July 29, 2008
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An abbreviation of Phlogistinator, one of the worst flamethrowers known to man. Usually associated with the W+M1 strategy.
by succ me m8 April 15, 2017
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They were a skater blob he said see you later blob
A character made the absolutely wonderful and lovely hilariously scary on YouTube
(Btw urban dictionary this isn't a inside joke bc this is a character made by a celebrity okay? okay)
They were a skater blob he said see you later blob
A character made the absolutely wonderful and lovely hilariously scary on YouTube
(Btw urban dictionary this isn't a inside joke bc this is a character made by a celebrity okay? okay)
by Kraken_gutz November 9, 2021
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Get the phlog mug.Bob phloobered while arguing with his wife.
Michelle phloobered like crazy when she realized she had won the lottery.
Joe phloobered when he could not breathe correctly.
Michelle phloobered like crazy when she realized she had won the lottery.
Joe phloobered when he could not breathe correctly.
by piegnome July 22, 2009
Get the phloober mug.The art of phlegm yodeling - the exaggerated practice of clearing one's throat for extended periods. Usually done while either fighting a cold or while suffering from a hangover after drunkenly yelling all night.
Scott was up until 03:45 AM with his friends yelling and carrying on - he could then be heard phlodeling for 35 mins in the shower, and continued to do so all the way through breakfast and on his way out the door. That's fuckin Scott for ya.
by Hot Sauce Fiend July 29, 2016
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