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mcdonalds phlegm

The greasy, phlegmy feeling one experiences not while eating McDonalds, but immediately after finishing. Typically first noticed in the parking lot. Usually accompanied with mild nausea.
Walking out to my car, I noticed the McDonalds Phlegm kicking in. Ghaack!
by Austinminnesotan March 11, 2015
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phloem

Tissue found in vascular plants. Its main function is to transport sugars and other food materials such as amino acids (see protein) from the leaves, where they are produced, to all other parts of the plant. This could be from the leaves to the roots to provide the chemicals needed for growth. However, it could be from a leaf and up to a developing fruit that is rich in sugars. The sugars are made by photosynthesis, which occurs in green parts of plants, such as leaves (see leaf). The amino acids are made from sugars and minerals, such as nitrate absorbed from the soil. Phloem tissue is usually found close to the other transport tissue in plants, xylem, which transports water and minerals. In non-woody plants phloem and xylem are found in bundles, such as the veins of a leaf.

Phloem is composed of sieve elements and their associated companion cells, together with some sclerenchyma and parenchyma cell types. Sieve elements are long, thin-walled cells joined end to end, forming sieve tubes; large pores in the end walls allow the continuous passage of nutrients. Phloem is usually found in association with xylem, the water-conducting tissue, but unlike the latter it is a living tissue.
Phloem Part of the transport system in plants
by Tommy rocks up July 11, 2007
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Phlegmphibian

A cold blooded creature that thrives in it's own moist environment, consuming as well as secreting proteins.
My ex sure is one slimy phlegmphibian, especially with the homey hopper legs...
by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
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phlrm

PHLRM is that stuff on the ceiling in hockey arena dressing rooms... usually on pipes.
phlrm is that stuff that people think is insulation in a dressing room... usually hockey arena.
by Zantonious Aquilous July 14, 2009
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phlesh

To perform a thorough ass eating; similar to a rim job but much more vigorous. Anal penetration with the tongue is officially optional, but everyone does it eventually.
I would phlesh her so hard my tongue wouldn't work right for a week.

I don't know if I'd offer, but I'd phlesh her if she asked.

Some dude offered to phlesh me at the club last night. I won't lie, I considered it.
by Sally Da Shit Warrior February 19, 2007
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Philemon

The sexiest man alive with an arse thicc enough to clog the Mariana Trench. He is sleepy but awake, tired but working, dying but alive. These are what make Philemon human, so never give up.
Philemon dabbermon with filet mignon
by Chillaxbill March 27, 2019
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phlegmboyant

an over exaggerated 'phlegmy' cough; a cough associated with much acting to make the cough seem worse than it really is
*After somebody flails around while coughing*
Wow, that was very phlegmboyant!
by Cory Angen May 15, 2007
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