Pharkarcarharssen

The feeling one gets when leaving a pub intoxicated during the day

"Argh, pharkarcarharssen!"

by Jon RF September 21, 2003

phlank

When a couple breaks up and one of the ex's gets action, the one that doesn't get action is known as the phlank.

"Ah, my ex just hooked up with Jenna, I am such a phlank!!

by April6667 May 6, 2008

Phlart

(Phlart) a flat cart used by refractory workers to clean out ducts mostly used in iron ore mines of northern minnesota

Let's grab our phlart and clean out the planet duct of dirt

by Poor slinky neck May 23, 2018

[plark]

Having a job or task that let's you play and work, almost at the same time. A fun place to work, cause you're basically getting paid to have fun...a place where it looks like you do more playing than real work...

My job is straight, I plark all day and get paid in the process!

by 615chuck September 19, 2016

phark

a antipodean colloquism/derivation of the infamous four letter word describing the horizontal limbo (FUCK). Never used as a 'swear (read=) bad word, but as a descriptive measure of importance/disbelief.

"phark me" is usually uttered when one is told something rather incredulous or considered significant BS.
ie. When Bush says "this is not a B-grade movie re-run "(in reference to 2003 situation in IRAQ) one is entitled to comment
"phark me , whotta lotta shit!"

by Ugunnapingmi Wandawainui January 28, 2003

phlakkegmatic

One who is continually and/or routinely involved in the production of phlakkegm.

Stay clear of Melton over there, he's a phlakkegmatic.

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

phlarp

The sound you make when you drop something and scream phlarp of fudgenuggets

Me: drop josh dun
Also me: phlarp!!!!

by Panic_at_the_fall_out_of_pilot May 2, 2018