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Philadelphia Footlong

A sex act in which a man’s penis is squeezed between a pair of breasts tightly until blood is cut off from the boner, giving it a necrotic gray hue
She gave me the Philadelphia Footlong, bro. No going back from that.
by Phillyfootlong September 2, 2022
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Greatest tv show in history of man kind
It's always sunny in Philadelphia is the greatest tv show in history of mankind
by Londoncharlie April 3, 2021
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Philadelphia Sunscreen

Using an empty sun cream container (preferably the spray kind) as a vessel to smuggle alcohol into events where its prohibited.
Inspired by the episode "The Gang goes to the Jersey Shore" episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, season 7.

"I hear the security is really strict at this gig, I think I'll just have a Philadelphia sunscreen"
by KhenM August 30, 2013
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phenamjulate

The action of squeaking by pressing your curled lips together tightly and forcing air out. This causes one's lips to bulge amusingly. People who practice this are able to control pitch (much like letting air very slowly out of a balloon), volume (quieter requires greater effort to achieve the same pitch) and may even be able to produce two or more distinct and independantly controlled pitches simultaneously (one from each side of the mouth usually).

The ability to phenamjulate successfully requires lips. These lips should not be too wet or dry and should be in reasonable condition. Results are NOT dependant on the size or shape of the lips in question, but rather the exercised control over them. Loose, soggy lips will produce a low raspberry, but good phenamjulation should sound similar to that of a squeaky door.

Only the very silly can master this as an artform and can sometimes be heard phenamjulating the intonation of entire conversations. The longest possible phenamjulation is indeffinate, as it uses a similar technique to playing the digeridoo and is thus unconstrained by breathing. One may also hum along or add lip-flicking/wobbling techniques to add effect. Extended periods of phenamjulation are not recommended however, due to the immense strain caused by inflating the skin around the mouth and the vibration involved.
"Phenamjulating on a cloud..." (sung)
"Did you just phenamjulate?"
"I phenamjulated at that dog"

::Phenamjulation is pronounced; fuh-namm-jew-lay-shun::

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Phenamjulation is mainly used to pass the time, or to break the silence when nothing is happening. Household pets are particulatly confused when phenamjulated at. CANNOT BE USED AS A FLOATATION AID!
by Vernon Jennings January 28, 2007
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Philacki

To be dishonest for your own gain. Also means being completely inept and borderline stupid all while thinking you are smart.
Those managers are full of Philacki, they have no idea what they are doing!
by Phxjrf February 14, 2021
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philadelphia snowball

Look at those hipsters, I'm going to throw a Philadelphia snowball at them.
by RolandaM May 27, 2016
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Philadelphia Highboy

A highboy is when you take a dump in a urinal, but a PHILADELPHIA Highboy is when you take a runny dump in a urinal after eating cheesesteaks and beer.
Someone left a real Philadelphia Highboy in the restroom!
by Dick Shannery November 23, 2018
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