homo-necro-peda-philiac

a person who engages in sex with a underage dead child of the same sex.... ewwwww

OMG that chick's a homo-necro-peda-philiac! dirty bitch!

by Martin Payne February 3, 2008

Philachio

oral sex

give head

suck dick

Philachio Philache Philached

She wants to "Philache" me! My penis in, an around her mouth!


My girl asked me if i wanted "Philachio", I was like what the fuck is that!

I heard that Liam and Robert "Philached each other once"

by Zero91 January 26, 2009

Flora-philiac

1. One that has a tendency toward plants

2. One that has an abnormal attraction to plants

Guy: "Have you ever...you know...a watermelon?"
Guy 2: "Dude i'm serious, i'm pretty sure your a Flora-philiac!"

by Fbwest December 7, 2010

philfaction

a word to sum up the immense power of one named philip, who when faced against an army of the un-holy proves himself strong in the lord and vanquishs his foes with any random thing lying around, skilled master in most martial arts, his voice thunders through the wind, echoing defeat through the souls of his enemies, no weapon formed against him will prosper, he is undieing and unrelenting, an entire nation will spring forth from his seed, able to tap into the mind gates of supernatural beings his ability to learn and interpret thought is unmatched, much like the fictional character Neo the one he is capable of anything he sets his mind to.

The most immense earth quake is equivilent to 1/8th philfaction.

Though many will try, few will reach total philfaction.

by philfaction December 10, 2010

Homo-incestual-pyro-negro philiac

The is the greatest offence ever created, it is the brain child of the person who added it to the urban dictionary. The phrase (Homo-incestual-pyro-negro philiac) means, someone who has sex with someone the same sex as them, related to them, whilst they are dead and on fire.

An example of Homo-incestual-pyro-negro philiac is:

A Boy walks into a grave yard finds his great great great uncle, digs him up, sets the corpes alight and has sex with it.

by Adamski Belletovinch December 1, 2006

fico philiac

A mental illness whitch cause's a person to be romanticaly, and sexually involved with poop. A fico philiac loves to ingage in sexual relations with poop.

Tim is a fico philiac, he enjoys fucking shit

by John E. H. January 14, 2007

muppet-philiac

A person with an obsession for the muppets and muppet merchandise. Such a person will usually procure a strong collection of muppets and be especially fond of functional muppets. Generally, muppet-philiacs prefer Kermit and harbor a secret crush on Miss Piggy. Muppet-philiacs live on their wits and by doing so are semi-successful in obtaining autographs and/or tickets to muppet-centric events without spending money, although they will resort to such measures if need be. Muppet-philiacs have a hard time grasping the fictitious nature of the muppet characters, especially in their childhood, and will often imbue said characters with a life of their own. There is some cross-over with muppet-philiacs and sesame street fans or with any other Jim Henson shows/films. Muppet-philiacs are of two breeds: Closet muppet-philiacs and regular muppet-philiacs (the latter often being pedophilles as well). Muppet-philiacs usually never shed their fixation, and if he/she does he/she should be considered a very fortunate individual.

You know you are a muppet-philiac if you are frustrated that the word muppet is not capitalized.

Steve is a muppet-philiac, he makes his wife role-play as Miss Piggy.

by gelatinous g-man March 25, 2009