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Penis philosophy

Life, life is like a penis.
Sometimes it's short,
Sometimes it's average,
Sometimes it's long.
It can be very free-flowing.
It can go up, down, left, and right.
And then, women come and make it hard.
Friend: what is life?
Me: life, life is like a penis.
Penis; Penis philosophy
by The AAC December 30, 2015
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Tell him the basis of my defensive philosophy is if he can’t tackle the fucking dive then we’re playing strictly offense and we’re just gonna outscore the opponent
Did you hear the bobuk defensive football philosophy it’s pretty good... yeah man I don’t get why more nfl teams don’t use it
by Easy Muther fuckin E May 19, 2020
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dime–store philosophy

Cheap, one-size-fits-all explanations about life. They consist of clichés, empty truisms and tautologies, and (often contradictory) platitudes.

Dime–stores were common in the early part of the 20th c. Every main street had such a store where you could buy tawdry, second-rate stuff for cheap prices. (Now they're Dollar stores, though these are not as common or a central fixture in every town.)
I run from the coffeehouse whenever that windbag shows up with his dime–store philosophy.

I'll take Crumb's cartoons over the banal musings of a dime-store philosopher any day.
by Applied Research February 11, 2009
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Starscream philosophy

A philosophy in which a recipient keeps a particular resource (object, another person, etc.) around and at their disposal despite having a very good reason to rid themselves of that resource because the resource in question provides some sort of valuable fringe benefit for the recipient. The term has it's origins in the science-fiction epic "TransFormers" in which Megatron, the evil leader of the Decepticons, keeps his cohort Starscream around despite the threat Starscream poses to Megatron's iron-fisted rule of his subjects because Starscream apparently does his job so well. The term can be used to apply to a number of different situations.
EXAMPLE 1: "Though he knew that the alcohol he was drinking to excess would eventually do him in, Starscream philosophy kept him from flushing it all down the nearest toilet." EXAMPLE 2: "She could barely stand to be around him because he was an over-emotional idiot, but she kept living with him for the great sex and the financial security he provided. Starscream philosophy was clearly at work here."
by Kirk Bradford Myers December 9, 2008
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the dog’s philosophy

The dog’s philosophy has been readily adopted by people all over the globe.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 13, 2017
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Philosophical nigga

A nigga who knows his shit. And always passes the joint to a homi in need. Always the one to resort to peaceful means of gang banging a hoe. Never goes anywhere’s with there case on global warming. And finally is a nigga you can trust.
by Sexy face nigga April 8, 2019
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cod philosophy

According to Wikipedia, Cod Philosophy is a synonymous for Pseudophilosophy, that is a term "is a term applied to philosophical ideas or systems which are claimed not to meet an expected set of standards."

Or maybe, you can use it like Steven Wilson, referring to the videogame Call Of Duty
Steven Wilson ( Porcupine Tree): It's all in me, all in you, only MTV and CoD philosophy
by Wilhelm Da-Sein April 7, 2015
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