1. A group of sub-pagans in Biblical times who were killed in a suicide attack by Samson.
2. A type of person who spends all of his/her life's CPU cycles on how to make everybody else's lives absolutely miserable--especially one who throws their legal weight around while doing so. Examples include schoolteachers, terrorists (of any race/religion), lawyers/ambulance chasers, Sammy on the soap opera "Days of Our Lives", hate groups, people who lobby for freedom from religion instead of freedom of religion (hellloooo! there's a difference there!), war-hungry peoples,the RIAA/MPAA/ISDA, spyware/malware/virus writers, those who support activation DRM in computer programs...etc.
2. A type of person who spends all of his/her life's CPU cycles on how to make everybody else's lives absolutely miserable--especially one who throws their legal weight around while doing so. Examples include schoolteachers, terrorists (of any race/religion), lawyers/ambulance chasers, Sammy on the soap opera "Days of Our Lives", hate groups, people who lobby for freedom from religion instead of freedom of religion (hellloooo! there's a difference there!), war-hungry peoples,the RIAA/MPAA/ISDA, spyware/malware/virus writers, those who support activation DRM in computer programs...etc.
by Braveheart's thirst for blood May 31, 2007
an uncircumcised pegan also know as a turtleneck, hoodie, or anteater due to the fact that the philistines were uncircumcised and the jews were.
Sick dude, your a philistine!
by Petrix October 08, 2006
"This all-inclusive resort is full of philistines. In the yoga class, no one can even touch their toes.
by miamimaria December 19, 2013
by Neon_Cancer April 15, 2021
Manuel: the centripetal force is pushing me against this wall.
Mr. Soustek: What a philistine. Now you can never shoplift using a Faraday cage.
Mr. Soustek: What a philistine. Now you can never shoplift using a Faraday cage.
by slugswillburnwhenitrains October 23, 2010
The (usually sarcastic) celebration of the philistine ideals of low-brow, materialistic culture over the "highly overrated' ideals of an intellectually curious, artistically creative one.
My knuckledragger boyfriend is so perfect for me. I especially love his philistine-tastic pea brain. It's his second best feature.
by Casey Poivre January 11, 2011