An immortal, godlike being with powers beyond human comprehension. Capable of destroying entire universes with just as little as a snap of his fingers.
John: Oh my god! It's Phil Swift!
Sam: Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
Phil Swift: Worry not, my children. I have come to bless you with my mighty powers. You may now fix anything with the power of Flex Tape.
John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!
Sam: Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
Phil Swift: Worry not, my children. I have come to bless you with my mighty powers. You may now fix anything with the power of Flex Tape.
John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!
by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021
Phil Swift is a salesperson who became an online popularity after advertising his products such as flex seal and flex tape.
Some of his online work is very popular, such as the videos where he saws boats in half and fixes them back together with the flex products.
Phil swift is a very admirable character and we all love him.
Phil is so god like, that I worship him every morning; he is my idol.
<3 We love you Phil
Written by Niamh Edwards.
Some of his online work is very popular, such as the videos where he saws boats in half and fixes them back together with the flex products.
Phil swift is a very admirable character and we all love him.
Phil is so god like, that I worship him every morning; he is my idol.
<3 We love you Phil
Written by Niamh Edwards.
by Niamh_3dwards December 06, 2018
Deborah: I haven't been able to shit since we did anal what happened?
Shane: Oh yeah I forgot I Phil Swifted you that night.
Shane: Oh yeah I forgot I Phil Swifted you that night.
by FlexSwift May 30, 2019
by xX_SUICIDALLILPUMP420666_Xx August 21, 2018
"To show you the power of Flex Tape
I sawed this boat in half!
And repaired it using only Flex Tape!"
-Phil Swift, Flex Tape commercial
I sawed this boat in half!
And repaired it using only Flex Tape!"
-Phil Swift, Flex Tape commercial
by Genius Khan September 29, 2018
"When the 1,000 year war against Satan and his army of demons versus the Archangel Micheal and his legion of angels is over, a being of great power will be born to fix the broken earth."
Revelations 6 verse 9
Revelations 6 verse 9
by therealdonaldSUCC November 07, 2018