phil swift 

FLEX TAPE NOW THATS A LOTA DAMAGE

PHIL SWIFT HERE FROM FLEX TAPE

phil swift by knljndljsb jl,sn ,jlvknbsj,v May 17, 2018

Phil Swift 

Phil Swift is a salesperson who became an online popularity after advertising his products such as flex seal and flex tape.
Some of his online work is very popular, such as the videos where he saws boats in half and fixes them back together with the flex products.

Phil swift is a very admirable character and we all love him.

Phil is so god like, that I worship him every morning; he is my idol.

<3 We love you Phil

Written by Niamh Edwards.

“ Phil Swift is like a god to me.”

“Hello! I’m Phill Swift.”

Phil Swift by Niamh_3dwards December 5, 2018

Phil Swift 

When you and your girl are doing anal and instead of ejaculating you spray flex seal in her ass

Deborah: I haven't been able to shit since we did anal what happened?
Shane: Oh yeah I forgot I Phil Swifted you that night.

Phil Swift by FlexSwift May 30, 2019

Phil Swift 

A fucking god

"holy shit im a boat and thats phil swift im gonna die" or "nOw ThAtS a LoT oF dAmAgE"

Phil Swift by xX_SUICIDALLILPUMP420666_Xx August 21, 2018

Phil Swift 

The spokesman and co-owner for Flex Seal and a professional boat murderer.

"To show you the power of Flex Tape
I sawed this boat in half!
And repaired it using only Flex Tape!"
-Phil Swift, Flex Tape commercial

Phil Swift by Genius Khan September 28, 2018

Phil Swift 

"When the 1,000 year war against Satan and his army of demons versus the Archangel Micheal and his legion of angels is over, a being of great power will be born to fix the broken earth."
Revelations 6 verse 9

"Thats a lotta damage! How about a little more?"
Phil Swift , 2015

Phil Swift by therealdonaldSUCC November 7, 2018

Phil Swift 

A True God

Phil swift is the most helpful man on earth

Phil Swift by .u August 25, 2019