Phernne

More sophisticated and elaborate version of the name Fern. She has amazing ideas and the best advice. Her vivid imagination often causes Phernne to visualise humans as the animal that their appearance and idiosyncrasies are most similar to. Well, only humans deserving of one that is. In fact, Phernne is an excellent judge of character, but beware if you do not meet her high standards. If you are lucky enough to experience Phernne's friendship, she will be the most honest, reliable and caring friend you could ever hope for. She may even share with you her silly side. Highly intelligent and extremely artistic, Phernne is also beautiful. She oozes style and elegance, reminescent of the classic 1920s look.

"Wow, that Phernne really surprises me. For someone so smart she can be quite silly."

"Yeah, I know. Apparently I'm a Lion and you're a Weasel."

"It is hard to keep up with her at the best of times."

"Those Parrots are incredibly intelligent and aerodynamic creatures aren't they just."

by LionessonParrot February 5, 2010

pernt

An expression appropriate for absolutely any occasion.

"Hey Phil, I just got an A on my math test!"

"PERNT!"

by scoteweeb October 18, 2008

Phern plant

A strange plant that is often seen in dreams. This strange plant is Unique to every dreamer, what makes this plant so special is that if you take a bite out of it you will be granted 1 wish when you wake up.

Hey man I had a dream and I found the phern plant when I woke up I made a wish for...

by Track McJack August 21, 2010

Phrentence

A sentence smaller than a sentence, but bigger than a phrase

Wow dude, thats a phrentence

by durma flicka flicka October 23, 2011

phert

The release of gas from the anus. Often times this type of release of pressure is followed by laughing due to it's high pitched sound.

"Phert," says Javi's butthole after a wonderful taco dinner.

Mmmm, that salsa was delicious, "phert"

Think Harry's diherrea scene in Dumb and Dumber.

by kevin rucker May 10, 2006

Phentai

A synonym for a dank internet meme.

Send phentai

by Phentai Lover September 14, 2017

Phernerganism

Used when a person says a word that doesnt exist, usually to try and sound smart.

Paul - Man the weather is falapidating today!
John - Hey thats a Phernerganism
Ringo - Yeah man dont be a smartass!
George - Here Comes The Sun, Doo Doo Do Doooo

by Bill Skelton January 29, 2006