phlange

1. the juice that runs from your woman whenever you make her squeal

2. any member of the female species that you find attractive when on the pull

i'm on the hunt for some phlange tonight

by fancyascoop April 7, 2004

pflanzer

A piece of cheese that has moss on the side of it.

My piece of chees has been pflanzered.

by dorone October 12, 2006

Plangent

A tangent that you plan ahead of time in case conversation becomes odd.

"Jake started talking about his ex-girlfriend so I said, 'hey, have you heard about that new movie called ex-girlfriend?' Yeah, it was an awesome plangent."

by Aaron L. M. Goodwin September 3, 2005

pflanzer

a piece of cheese or monkey that has moss on the side of it

Oh no my cheese and monkey has been pflanzered!

by dorone October 12, 2006

planger

When your mum comes home an there's shit (not fescies, but anything ranging from tpilet paper to a paint brush) ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE.

"What the fuck is this planger Gary? Clean this shit up or I'll slap your nuts"

by Matthew dooo wanking plad sniffer August 30, 2006

Plange

Not the best English teacher you could imagine. Can speak neither proper English nor the language of the country he's lived in for a quarter of a century.
He also has trouble with keeping order, isn't good at teaching at all and gets his student to make his lessons.

jk mr. Plange you're the best <3

Are you?

I'm not so sure anymore.

Maybe ig?

Or just not.

Yeah no just not.

Not the best teacher, definitely not.

Guy 1: Plange
Guy 2: lmao

by 13JR May 11, 2022

Pflager

An utterly stupid child who must turn everything into an argument to survive. This child will believe he is right even when clearly wrong. Feeds on arguments, babies and Big Macs. This child may squint his eyes while arguing and include a slight headbob. Most likely will be uncoordinated and not able to walk in a straight line.

Shit, man im so tired... i was arguing with a pflager all day.

by bklar27 December 10, 2009