Petey

A man who picks up women by showing them his dick.

I met Petey last night and man was he hard as rocks!

by Mviacnheasesla January 5, 2008

Petey

see pete zimgroski

by Crip\\\\\\\'bk\\\\\\\'Nigga October 14, 2003

Petey

1) A poor technical support representative that is often the butt of everyone's jokes. See: Jack-ass 2) A retarded person that plays the trombone in a marching band.

Don't pass the ball to Petey, he is fuckin' stupid.

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Petey

the tolkien itialian that dosent get many girls! but a very rich guy!

Oh petey!

by shocksta February 24, 2003

Petey

See samie and ally
Petey posseses some, if not all of the qualities, commenly associated with ally and samie.
Only slightly HARDCORE, and not into goats. Displays few signs of being gay max. She unlike her companions, may NOT have my babies, as if i nail her, i only get $2.
Although i'm sure it would be enjoyable.
Shows some signs of enjoying the company of Molly . Quite possibly too much.

'Hey petey, why aren't you being HARDCORE?'
'Hey petey...petey....petey what are you doing to molly? Oh ok.....well does ally know? I think you should tell her. No? Well at least can i join in?. Goodie.'

by Mosha Trix December 19, 2003

eatey petey

Eatey petey means a man that eats box like a pro but then turn around and deny the shit. It’s the too cool for school ass niggas. It be the niggas that hate hoes.

“Fuck a thotiana I’m looking for a eatey petey”

“He look like a eatey petey”

“He ate me out like a eatey petey”

by HemaEbk March 25, 2019

Petey Pablo

When a man twists his nuts around until they are wound up tight, puts them in someones mouth, and lets them spin around like a helicopter.

My girlfriend let me give her a Petey Pablo last night.

by Pablomatic August 14, 2018