petey 

Afgan looking chapo and rc's bank manager

hey petey lets go hand out sweets outside abo gates

petey by raz November 11, 2004

Petey 

1) A poor technical support representative that is often the butt of everyone's jokes. See: Jack-ass 2) A retarded person that plays the trombone in a marching band.

Don't pass the ball to Petey, he is fuckin' stupid.

Petey by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Petey 

the tolkien itialian that dosent get many girls! but a very rich guy!

Oh petey!

Petey by shocksta February 24, 2003

Petey 

See samie and ally
Petey posseses some, if not all of the qualities, commenly associated with ally and samie.
Only slightly HARDCORE, and not into goats. Displays few signs of being gay max. She unlike her companions, may NOT have my babies, as if i nail her, i only get $2.
Although i'm sure it would be enjoyable.
Shows some signs of enjoying the company of Molly . Quite possibly too much.

'Hey petey, why aren't you being HARDCORE?'
'Hey petey...petey....petey what are you doing to molly? Oh ok.....well does ally know? I think you should tell her. No? Well at least can i join in?. Goodie.'

Petey by Mosha Trix December 19, 2003

Petey 

Gay slang/underground speak for Bottom guy.

I want that guy, I hope he is Petey.

Petey by Im in your head boi May 9, 2018

petey 

a man will give a full chub no matter what you say your cock will be hard as diamond

Man he was a total petey

petey by PP Slap October 3, 2019

petey 

a fucking amazing person, usually a weenie dog. he’s very skinny and flops around a lot. has a very loud voice and big ass ears. very good at kung fu and WILL kick your ass. very good at swimming but needs small white goggles to do it.

peteys gonna beat your ass

petey by Peteylolololollqlala April 13, 2020