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Badger and Skinny Pete 

The Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of Breaking Bad.

Clueless stoners who provided comic relief and convenient plot devices.

In the last episode of Breaking Bad, Badger and Skinny Pete operate
the laser pointers which convince Elliot and Gretchen that Walt has hired two
killers to ensure they create a trust fund for his son. Later, they tell Walt
that blue meth is on the market causing him to realize that Jesse is still alive.
Badger and Skinny Pete were always good for a laugh on Breaking Bad.

Pizza Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic 

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up
You: Welcome to pizza Pete’s Pizzeria and abortion clinic and yesterday’s losses Tuesdays Today’s sauce how May I help you
scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )

pizza Pete's Pizzaria and abortion clinic

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up
You: Welcome to pizza Pete's Pizzaria and abortion clinic where yesterday’s loss is Today’s sauce how May I help you?

Scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )