PESTAZO

when something sucks so utterly that it leaves a foul stench of shityness all along his way. it can be aplied to individuals or situations as a negative reaction to things of that sort.

i was at that phassed-out, shitfacey dwelling fuckhole of a bar that is the "Locos" and there was this band of raunch rock revivalists, "los salvajes"...this was so utterly old and washed up that it gave me vivid mental images of various decaying matters in advanced states of de-composition, as well as a lively accurate sensorial imagination of the combined smell of them all. it was an all-around , top of the top Pestazo...

by Marbeyonders June 21, 2008

pedazos

1. Spanish for Pieces
2. A person who writes marching band drill, and is a complete asshole

1. Los pedazos - The pieces
2. "Oh man, ore band director is such a pedazos!"

by Arron Blaire August 5, 2009

Petacock

A unit of dick measurement that is 1,000 times larger than a teracock and 1,000 times smaller than an exacock. People with cocks larger than this are endangered.

The blue whale has a petacock.

by WhoDatFreshBoi May 20, 2017

petaloso

stupidly pretentious, like a flower that is full of petals but hollow and empty inside

Your attempts to attract everyone's attention by banal remarks show how petaloso you are.

by Tyler Ed. August 29, 2016

petamour

In a polyamorous relationship, one's partner's pet, with whom one is not directly responsible

My petamour spirit in me last night

by CircaLucid November 16, 2021

Couch Petato

Animal version of the term "couch potatoe" referring to pets that are lazy or usually sleeping on the couch while their owner watches television.

My dog Lily is a real couch petato,

by dkin March 25, 2016

Putazo

In Argentina, a very big "puto" (fag).
You can also call somebody "putazo" in a friendly way (well, if you know him very well).

Offensive way:
Spanish version:
- ¿Qué opinás de Pablito?
- ¿Pablito? Terrible putazo...

English version:
- What do you think of Pablito?
- Pablito you say? He's a humongous fag...

Friendly way:
Spanish version:
- ¡¿Cómo andás chabón?!
- ¡Genial! ¿Y vos, putazo?

English version:
- How're ya doing doooood?!
- Great! And you, faggot?

by GrEeNDaY August 10, 2007