Perched

The act of getting a fish (specifically a perch) getting shoved up your asshole.

Did you hear the story of that game warden getting perched by those fisherman?

by 420sandwich May 5, 2022

perched

When you’re mad chilling in a comfy spot or being completely content at where you are.
Usually used in reference to being in a usual spot or watching something like a bird.

“Come out with us tonight!”
“Nah thats ok man I’m perched.”

by SarMyName December 10, 2017

Peshed meself loofin

This is how someone with both a Swedish and Irish accent would pronounce 'pissed myself laughing'.

guy A - wow really?
guy B - yes - the cat rolled onto its back and let out a tiny fart. I absolutely peshed meself loofin

by blitz wagon March 21, 2023

Persheevus

A proper persheevus is were a person shaves somones pubes with there two front teeth.

Dude i racked up 40 bucks for giving old man withers a persheevus!

by McJiizzyJ June 20, 2010

why perched?

an exclamation from english teachers and students
originated from a teacher asking her class about a word in a poem

-you should say it in a silly way

-its fun to take the piss and be sure to when saying it Ü

- Why perched?!?!!?!?

- well... thats about it really

by rimmo May 7, 2008

Perthed

Getting poor value or having an experience that is of lower quality/standard than you would expect in a metropolitan city.

Taylah: How'd ya dinner go at tha Atrium mate?

Axel: Got Perthed brah. Food geddin worse ev'ry time I go. Imma beached as...

by sispec warrior November 3, 2013

persheus

The kind , friendly minded person very helpful . Uniquely different ,suits best as a friend in need. And finally the most trustworthy person.

Hey do know anyone whom you can trust blindly
Yes ....it's "Persheus" :)

by Kitty catty pu😽 November 23, 2021