Permaboner

A occurence that is painful in a good way, generally while hanging out with a really attractive person.

God, I had this permaboner the whole time I was with her.

by pwner13 October 21, 2010

permajingle

Permajingle: the change at the bottom of your cup holder in your car and no matter how many times you put your hand in the cup holder to fix that damn noise it STILL JINGLES

Guy driving a car: ahhhhrrrrgg every time I hit a small bump the permajingle drives me crazy!!

by easypeasey! April 5, 2011

Permaboner

Having a permanent boner due to a messed up penis or an overdose of viagra. Permanent boner.

“Dude I took nine viagras now I have a permaboner!”

by evdadfinnesedyourbitch February 13, 2018

Permatingle

The permanent tingle in the legs after long, amazing sex. This can last up to a week but will slowly diminish.

Wow that sex was AMAZING, I’m definitely going to get permatingle from it!

by Uptomyassinbrass April 19, 2021

Permabint

An aggressive and nasty girlfriend who won't allow her boyfriend to be himself, and will threaten all sorts of negative actions if said boyfriend wants to leave the relationship or pursue other interests.

That Sandra is a serious Permabint. She never gives the guy any space to be himself or to be on his own. Just awful.

by Za Cosmic Clown April 4, 2022

Permazing

A combination of the word Perfect and Amazing, once said by the Youngest Luthor, Lena Luthor.

Yea sounds Permazing.

by ILoveLenaLuthor May 18, 2022

Permabungee

verb (used with object)

1. A portmanteau describing the state of of an object that has been permanently fastened in place by the use of bungie cords.

Past tense: Permabungeed

noun

2. The bungee cord that has been permanently stretched to the perfect length which is used to permanently fasten an object in place.

Plural: Permabungees

"Permabungee" is the word that 'Murica needs but not the one it deserves.

Q: Why do you have a recliner permabungeed in the back of your truck?

A: Hell man, these old permabungees have held that chair there for years. Never know when a man (person) needs to relax.

by likebedsheets September 22, 2022