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perineum

Damn, my perineum is sweaty, and I think I like it.
by owned November 27, 2002
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Perineum

I hate it when I have an itch on my perineum.
by Thomas Stephenson January 15, 2014
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Perineum

The barrier of skin between the vag or the penis and the ass.
Some shit was stuck on my perineum and when I wiped it went into my vag lips.
by Vaganal August 12, 2008
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perineumic

1. Of, relating to, or metaphorically resembling the perineum ("taint").

2. Esoteric; hard to discern.

3. Not black-and-white or cut-and-dry, but rather consisting of multiple different sides, perhaps to the point of nausea, confusion, or frustration.
1. "That guy's bald head is so...perineumic!" LMAO

2. "Professor, could you be just a bit less perineumic when explaining the complexities of quantum-mechanical theories to us?"
by William T. Morgan (II) May 22, 2006
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Perineum

The area between the anus and the balls or cooch
My friends were arguing about the definition of chode, and perineum, so i decided to prove them wrong.
by yopMama November 12, 2018
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Seasonal Perineum

The annual safe zone between Noddy Holder and Jools Holland
I managed to avoid being Noddied this year with that prick of a Christmas song, I'm now in the Seasonal Perineum waiting to avoid the new year's arsehole that is Jools Holland playing shit boogie woogie.
by Ultra Vires December 29, 2022
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Christmas Perineum

The three days of work between Christmas and new year.
What time off have you got over Christmas?
I’ve got to work the Christmas perineum :(
by Jezzerrc November 16, 2018
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