Peripheral

When a male pulls out his penis and flops it around so that people around him will catch a glimpse of it in their peripheral vision.

Jon gave me a peripheral last night and now I'm having nightmares.

by Cliff Hanger May 27, 2012

Peripheral Pussy

What an average guy hunts for as he attempts to cling as a hangers on to a group of men of much higher social status or nobility. Typically, the women associated with said group of elite men tend to be of much higher quality than the women to which the average guy would normally be privy.

An after-show party:

Hot dumb groupie: Hey, are you with the band?
Joe Shmoe: No, I'm just here for the peripheral pussy.
Hot dumb groupie: Cute. Well the lead singer is taken for the night. You wanna fuck instead?
Joe Shmoe: No...
Hot dumb groupie: ?...
Joe Shmoe: JK, yes.

by Jacek S. April 30, 2008

Peripherals

When a hot girl walks by, one tells another that they are using their peripherals. This is boy code and should not fall into the hands of the female gender. This is a major NO-NO since the female gender will then discover that they are talking about their 'hot' body parts.

DUDE, PERIPHERALS!

DUDE, I JUST GOT A HUGE BONER FROM MY PERIPHERALS.

MY PERIPHERALS GOT ME A BONER.

PERIPHERALS AT 3 O' CLOCK.

by nrbguy69 May 30, 2009

periferal visionless

1. Not having the ability to see your surroundings

2. An act that can bring harm to yourself and others because of the inability to see what is going on around you.

3. What most "slanted" eyed people are.

"Did you see that periferal visionless mother cross the street with her child in the stroller without looking?"


"That periferal visionless bastard cut me off..Phukin gook!"

by QueenEsC March 20, 2009

peripheral refresh

When you refresh a web page, but you catch something interesting on the sidebar before it changes. You can go back... but the image is different.

I had a peripheral refresh graphic of a shirtless man coughing up blood on the sidebar... but I refreshed the page, and now it's an ad for Room To Go.

by Evil Dude February 13, 2014

peripheral nipple

when the nipple is slightly or severely off quilter, not in the traditional central position.

Saw Shirley last night, she's alright mate, and i think we have chemistry, but she's got a bit of a peripheral nipple.

'wonky as fuq'

by BIG DON69 February 6, 2018

Peripheral Bulge

Geology: What happens during glacial periods
Biology: That dick that's just out of your reach

Jonah: Damn, John has that peripheral bulge
Jacobs: Stop using everything you learn in Geology to create memes

by John Dice April 19, 2020