Penmanshit

A complex word morph of shitty and penmanship, used to describe very poor hand-writing.

Jen: Christy, will you write this love letter to kim for me? I have really sloppy writing and am trying to impress her.

Christy: Oh, you mean you have penmanshit? Sure thing.

by JenBertoni March 2, 2009

penismanship

The artistic style of an individual's drawn penises.

"No, Fred definitely drew that obscene picture in my agenda; look, it is his penismanship."

by Sahg_E_Bheubs January 13, 2014

peenmanship

The art or skill of writing by hand using one's penis to direct urine onto a surface such as sand or snow.

Joey wrote happy birthday legibly in the snow. Joey has great peenmanship.

by pinkparka May 13, 2013

punmanship

(n). The quality and/or smoothness of one's puns.

Elana has poor punmanship; she thought saying "My feet are sunburnt - tomaTOES!" was clever.

George: "Whoever served that wine did a pour job."
Michelle: "Wow, dude. You've got great punmanship."

by BurningWordsAlive666 June 25, 2016

pwnmanship

An act of pwnage in which a person has good or bad sportsman ship to said person pwned.

A.I Pwned you Wooo000OOOt!!

B.That's bad pwnmanship.
______________________________

C.Nice Pwn.

D.Thanks man.

E.That's good pwnmanship.

by JJBeanson May 19, 2009

Penmanshit

Shitty penmanship. This is what causes people to think that I can fluently write in Klingon

During my last class in school yesterday, I randomly decided to approach the white board and write "Everybody sellz cocaine." However, my penmanshit got in my way, and not a single classmate could read it, meaning not a single laugh was uttered...
Fuck!

by OmniMitch October 7, 2014

penwomanship

the effeminized name of penmanship, to be used when describing the art or skill of good handwriting of a woman.

Mrs. Murphy: "John, do you remember when I was admiring your penmanship before, when you were using scrint?

John Kelly: "Yes Mrs. Murphy, I do."

Mrs. Murphy: "Well, I wrote a few sentences and I want your input on my penmanship."

John Kelly: "Sure thing Mrs. Murphy, but since you're a woman, it's called penwomanship."

by John Francis Brendan Kelly Jr. February 23, 2009