Jewish penicillin

Chicken soup, owing to its efficacy as a remedy for colds, flu, stomach problems, etc.

Bubbeleh, kim tzu mir*. Grandma's got Jewish penicillin for you! *"Kim tzu mir" is Yiddish for "come to me".

by pentozali January 14, 2006

penicorn

A unicorn with a penis on its forehead instead of a horn. It can prod and poke with the same effectiveness as the unicorn. Ovbious to which gender this creature happens to be.

The penicorn frolicked gaily among the flowers...unbeknowest that poachers come in search of the rare sack it carried proudly on its forehead.

by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003

penichillin'

A euphoric state of one's body and mind in total relaxation due to the use of antibiotic drugs.

The doctor said I had a parasite and thanks to the meds they gave me, I'm just penichillin'.

by Johnny Shortwicks January 1, 2012

Panicked Gay

A panicked gay means a guy who is too scared to admit that he’s a gay.

“Hey are you gay”
“What?! No!!!”
Panicked gay.

by hiimsad April 2, 2019

Penicuik

Also known as Edgeville Tennessee, renowned for large metal scene. Birthplace and home of "Bob Fest," heavy metal music festival. Generally hated by all people who live there. Well known for alchoholism which spawned phrases such as "mangle-spangled" and "hooped" meaning to be paraletic from alchohol consumption. Home of the drinking club "penicuik booze hounds." also famed for many useless shops, such as numerous estate agents, funeral directors, dentists and optitions.

Them: you wanna go to penicuik? You: no, it's wank.

by iwantmoarf00d March 1, 2010

peniculum

when you are so fat, it is the layer of fat that hangs over your genitals

look at that fat chicks peniculum

by ben zimmermann March 28, 2004

Penicular Manslaughter

The act of fornicating someone to death.

Guy 1: How was it?
Guy 2: I killed her.
Guy 1: Tore the pussy up huh?
Guy 2: No, she's dead.
Guy 1: Penicular Manslaughter huh? When's the wake?

by Jayme B. Thompson October 8, 2011