penical

A cross between a pencil
and a penis.

Alex poked me with his penical today.

(see how it works both ways?)

by itsange!HAAAH April 21, 2009

penic

Penis, created from a combination of penis and dick.

i swear, that kid has no penic....
that chick sucked on my penic for five hours straight!

by lemonlove March 17, 2008

Penic

Bruh. You spelt PENIS wrong bro. Haha pp small lol

''Wait is it *Penis* OR *Penic*?''

by Animalcrossingislife December 27, 2020

Penic

A stinky dirty Indian girl 🦬🦬🦬

Ew look at that penic

by Wman1399 June 28, 2022

Good Lord there's penice!

An expression used when someone online tricks you into looking at gay porn.

guy: google gay sex
guy2: GOOD LORD THERE'S PENICE!

by ComradeWave April 12, 2023

penicize

When you feel so ashamed of your penis size that you cut it off.

Bro, I'm so sad I'm penicized.

by Mother wants you home rn June 24, 2022

penice

A word of advice and encouragement to those acting like “penis’s” to then instead act nicely. Used to call out when one is being rude so they can improve their attitude. Can also be used as life advice or a motto. Pronounced PEE-NICE.

Always remember to penice!!

by AnonymouslyAmazingAndy April 28, 2024