Hello, and welcome to today's segment of, Animated Men I would sell my body to at a discount price. The discount being free because I would never make these fine gentleman pay for a whore like me. Today's gentleman is Howl Pendragon. Step on my dumb little neck with your expensive boots you filthy witch. I don't care if there's not a fruitful thought behind those eyes cuz just look at him in these pants. If ever I saw the Renaissance twinky in public we're smashing parts on sight. I'd love nothing more than going on a whirlwind adventure with this garden himbo 3000. Let's discover new things together. Is there a 4th hole? Can we make a new one? The possibilities are endless. This is the kind of man that will destroy your body but wear a face mask with you after. I'm forfeiting my dignity I am this man's trash can. That's all for today folks join me next time to see which animated gentleman I'm throwing this slab of meat at.
by Antarcticite December 05, 2021
The most badass and hottest witch ever - alongside Lena Luthor but they're actually the same person. She's sweet but a psycho and there's no way you can resist her.
Person 1: Who's your favourite Merlin character ?
Person 2: Morgana Pendragon! She's so-
Person 1: you're gay.
Person 2: Morgana Pendragon! She's so-
Person 1: you're gay.
by Arthurismydaddybish September 24, 2017
A person, generally male, who believes in the Norns, Odin, and all things Norse. NOT to be mistakenly associated with the book Pendragon, which totally blows. He is usually a badass and listens to Viking death metal.
Lucy: Ohmagosh, that boy is so metal. He melts my face.
Tina: He must be a danny pendragon. For sure.
Tina: He must be a danny pendragon. For sure.
by jennosaurus rex January 20, 2009
Bahamut pendragon is a term describing anyone who is morbidly obese and bitter about his impending death from heart failure.
by scubasteve May 01, 2004
Person 1: what kind of magic does Morgana Pendragon practice ?
Person 2: she casts spells on every girls and makes them all gay.
Person 2: she casts spells on every girls and makes them all gay.
by eileen_lefay November 22, 2021
by Jesus July 02, 2004