Parker Pencil Sharpener
Parker Pencil Sharpener by BrownieMixx January 11, 2009
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Puerto Rican pencil sharpener
The act of spinning a sexual partner around multiple times on your penis, while laying on ones back, not unlike a one sided vertical rotisserie.
She was short and had short legs so i spun her around and gave her the 'ol Puerto Rican pencil sharpener
Puerto Rican pencil sharpener by revvinkevin July 28, 2016
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Pencil slam
The placing of ones pencil loudly onto their desk after finishing a test. Most often used to signify your speed testing superiority over everyone still testing.
Often followed by leaning back in the desk and arm crossing.
Often followed by leaning back in the desk and arm crossing.
Pencil slam by doctordevon August 10, 2009
Pencil Slammer
After completing any sort of written test, specifically a standardized test when many others are in the room, this person will slam their pencil down upon completion of the test to let everyone else know that they have finished.
A pencil slammer does not care how much time is left to take the test or how many others are still testing; they must make sure the entire room knows that they have finished.
The intention of a pencil slammer is to try and feel smarter than everyone else in the room regardless of personal intellect. They are usually either the smartest little suck up in the class or the fuck-up in the back of the class who has failed 3 times.
A pencil slammer does not care how much time is left to take the test or how many others are still testing; they must make sure the entire room knows that they have finished.
The intention of a pencil slammer is to try and feel smarter than everyone else in the room regardless of personal intellect. They are usually either the smartest little suck up in the class or the fuck-up in the back of the class who has failed 3 times.
Quinn, don’t be a pencil slammer. We all know your incompetent little brain could barely even fathom the difficulty of that psychology test, and even though you finished early you probably still failed anyway.
I was taking my time on the SAT and only had a few questions left when the prissy little bitch next to me didn't even finish the last word before slamming it down. Fuck you, pencil slammer!
I was taking my time on the SAT and only had a few questions left when the prissy little bitch next to me didn't even finish the last word before slamming it down. Fuck you, pencil slammer!
Pencil Slammer by ayeeeee..... November 7, 2010
Uzbekistan pencil sharpener
An expression of irony often used to confuse people. The user isn't supposed to say what it means to others who ask.
*something ironic and hilarious happens*
Person 1 "Uzbekistan pencil sharpener!"
Person 2 "What does that mean?"
Person 1 "Well anyways, (continues the previous conversation)."
Person 1 "Uzbekistan pencil sharpener!"
Person 2 "What does that mean?"
Person 1 "Well anyways, (continues the previous conversation)."
Uzbekistan pencil sharpener by cornbr3ad_ October 12, 2022
Pencil Sharpener
A sexual activity in which one man's penis enters through another mans ass and the other man's penis is spun around in a clockwise motion, similar to the hand crank on a pencil sharpener.
Pencil Sharpener by ArethasUrethra February 24, 2013
The Pencil Sharpener
The Pencil Sharpener by bigjackhauf February 7, 2015