penizzle

when u were born and someone dropped u on ur penis...it makes it retarded and have many spsams

uzi's penis is a penizzle

by kyle April 22, 2004

Penjazzle

To decorate one's penis with crystals and or sequins; the male equivalent of vajazzling.

I realised my boyfriend was gay when I noticed his rainbow patterned Costa Rican Penjazzle when I gave him a blowie.

by sandchild187 March 5, 2011

Pejazzle

Decorating your jizz stick to make it look snazzy

Person #1: 'Want a pejazzle?'
Person #2: ' Nah, I'm not Sam Day'

by GPINIT November 26, 2011

penizzle

When you have a retarded penis. When youre actually retarded enough to have a penis with a brain of its own. Wtf? If you have a penizzle then Steven Nipper will come slap it so watch out. Penizzles are usually shaped like a pretzel, therefor making it "interesting" to give head to.

Joe lookoed down one day only to notice that he had a penizzle. What a fuckin niglet. Therefor steven went and slapped it.

by TyroneTheMonkey December 24, 2003

Penizzle

A slang term for penis derived from Snoop Dogg like slang such as fo-shizzle.

Hey. Why don't you come over and play with my penizzle

by BullyFTW February 18, 2009

phazzled

Crazy or weird.

"I'm feeling phazzled today!"

"You are so phazzled!"

by Nanda January 14, 2004

Pizazzled

1. A less commonly used synonym for words such as "owned."

2. To beat someone outright.

He got beat so bad, all I could say was he got pizazzled.

We pizazzled those n00bs.

by W. Ton May 21, 2008