Pelled

The frustrating experience of pedestrian traffic being slowed to a crawl by the elderly. Most commonly used in supermarket aisles, narrow sidewalks, and amusement park walkways.

Origin - In 1998, Senator Claiborne Pell (Rhode Island Senator, 1961 - 1997) and his wife Nuala caused the largest pedestrian backup in the history of Providence, RI when they decided to take a geriatric stroll through the streets of the East Side. The frail politician probably never noticed the hoards of people behind him, stretching for dozens of city blocks.

"I really thought I could buy some Jello and get home in time for American Idol, but I got Pelled at the Stop and Shop.

Pelled by albud June 7, 2009

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Peted

Peted (verb) – To get unintentionally screwed over in commonly positive situations, often times more than once. When a genuine action results in negative consequences.

A figure of speech derived from an individual (Pete) who continually receives the short end of the stick in public & private situations.

After waiting in line at Best Buy since 5 am for the new Nintendo Wii, I was totally Peted when the Geek Squad cut in front of me and took the last one.

Friend #1: “Hey man, how did the date go?” Friend #2 reply “great until I got Peted when our server at Bennigan’s happened to be her ex-boyfriend”

Peted by prosindogg December 9, 2008

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PeteDA

Pete Davidson packing on the PDA, also known as PeteDA

Wow did you see last night's PeteDA?

PeteDA by MamaHelinah July 15, 2022

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pasaku peleda

Literally the coolest person ever. A Human-owl mutation that roams the forest and tells Lithuanian kids stories.

Guy1: Have you heard about pasaku peleda?

Guy2: Only in legends.

Guy1: She showed up to the lauzas last night.

Guy2: THE PASAKU PELEDA?!? I CAN’T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT!!!

pasaku peleda by user437289 June 7, 2022