Two soldiers that think they're funny, so they inflict themselves on the public via their Fb page "Dos Pelicans". Vulgar. Overly sexual. Stunning. Intelligent. Bored. Irresistible. Classy motherfuckers.
Girl: OMG I want to be DP'd so badly!!
Boy: I'm your boyfriend. And I'm right here -_-
Girl: You're not Dos Pelicans, babe. Get over yourself.
Boy: I'm your boyfriend. And I'm right here -_-
Girl: You're not Dos Pelicans, babe. Get over yourself.
by VirJohn June 14, 2013
Get the Dos Pelicans mug.Variation of a Rusty Trombone. While a man is having his balls mouthed from behind/underneath, his partner tucks his balls inside her lower jaw and generously reaches around to give a tug. The male recipient farts causing the rectum-facing ball handler to madly flap her arms in an effort to wave away the noxious gas - resembling a pelican taking flight.
by Odiggz August 17, 2014
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Sticking one's dick deep down a girls throat -and- putting one's testicles in there as well. A combination of 'deep troat' and 'teabagging'.
VERB:
My girlfriend totally belgian pelicaned me last night!
That's sick man! How did it feel?
NOUN:
I so hope my girlfriend gives me a belgian pelican. It's the best oral experience I ever had!
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My girlfriend totally belgian pelicaned me last night!
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I so hope my girlfriend gives me a belgian pelican. It's the best oral experience I ever had!
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by net0n February 23, 2011
Get the belgian pelican mug.Citizen: How is that villain controlling that army of pelicans!?
Villain: I'm Pelicanetic!
Super hero: No! My only weakness is pelicans!!!!
Villain: I'm Pelicanetic!
Super hero: No! My only weakness is pelicans!!!!
by Johnlock16 January 19, 2017
Get the Pelicanetic mug.(n.) the son of Pelican God and a member of the Holy Pelican Trinity in the religion of Bird Christianity.
(adj.) resembling Jesus, God, or Jake Paul
Note: Pelican Christianity, like Flamingo Christianity, is a sect of the religion known as Bird Christianity, one of the Abrahamic Bird religions.
(adj.) resembling Jesus, God, or Jake Paul
Note: Pelican Christianity, like Flamingo Christianity, is a sect of the religion known as Bird Christianity, one of the Abrahamic Bird religions.
Noun: Don't forget to do your daily worship session to PelicanJesus.
Adjective: I can't stand those videos anymore. They're just too Pelican Jesus for me.
Adjective: I can't stand those videos anymore. They're just too Pelican Jesus for me.
by Anonymous Clammy October 2, 2017
Get the Pelican Jesus mug.When a girl hasn't yet decided whether to spit or swallow prior to climax and ends up with some sort of messy hybrid. She immediately has second thoughts about the rest of whats in her mouth and staggers wide-eyed, jaw extended, arms flapping around the room looking for someplace to spit.
Cheryl is orally talented, but doesn't exactly have a taste for the homebrew "protein shake". One night as Larry came to fruition, she got a little in her mouth. She looked like a frightened pelican as she ran around the room, arms flailing, and chin extended looking for somewhere to spit.
by StraightCashHomey October 4, 2009
Get the Frightened Pelican mug.When you are giving it to your girl doggy style and you reach around and stuff a raw fish In her mouth... You then grab ahold of the front of her thighs and throw yourself backwards causing her to fly through the air like an angry pelican
Tom: hey Dave what was all that banging I heard in your room last night Dave: I gave Cindy an angry pelican and she flew into the bookcase
by Super jo jo and friends May 25, 2016
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