Penetrada

After the "Lambada" and the "Macarena", here comes the Penetrada: a new and growing in popularity bresilian dance.

It makes sex look like church

by drpenis September 10, 2003

Chance of Penetration

Heavily influenced by the Bangometric Pressure. Highly sophisticated survey based on probability that helps to determine the odds of tappin that ass.

Did you see that look in her eye bro? There is a 100% Chance of Penetration tonight.

I blew it when she caught me checking out her mom, now there is a 0% chance of Penetration.

by Discoinsterno November 6, 2014

penetration barrier pillow

An object placed between two individuals sharing the same bed in order to prevent inadvertent or unwanted nocturnal fornication.

Don't worry about us sleeping in the same bed, mom...we've got a penetration barrier pillow between us.

by YAWA October 5, 2017

Penetrate The Owl

Anything you want it to fucking mean.

Lets go Penetrate The Owl.
Yeah, lets go!

by x70s_carmine May 30, 2015

Penetanguishene

A place that's filled with drunk teens and people from waypoint. Population: nobody. If you wanna get drunk with some wannabe gangster but total redneck motherfockers. Go to Penetang. The girls are psychotic don't even try.

Guy 1. "Yo I met this skank named Sara b in penetanguishene and she let me do Coke off her ass!"
Guy 2. "What is Penetangyshinng?"

Guy 1. "No clue dude some weird hick town near Barrie."

by Getfacked July 12, 2016

toe penetration

Usually done with a micro penis and your partners toes, popular with a gay man and trans male,
It’s when the micro penis penetrates under your toe nail, typically done using the big toe
You have to have long toe nails for this action.

Charles: “hey man wanna have some toe penetration sex?”

Willy: “sure! Let me get my trans micro penis out, prepare your toes Charles.”

Charles: “hmmmm~”

by DragonChickens#3205 August 18, 2020

nipple penetration

Nipple penetration is the act of inserting ones penis into a persons nipple (normally female).

I am saddened by the lack of nipple penetration porn on the internet.

by TurtleBoner May 13, 2015