penius

a guy who is incredibly intelligent, but also kind of a dick

Manders found the cure for cancer, but then he called my mom a slut. He's such a penius.

by Rosseus July 27, 2008

Peenist

A word that comes from people mishearing the word, Pianist. It was also known to be seen in one of the episodes of the

show, "Animaniacs". Instead of playing the piano you play with a PEEEEENI---(Gets Demonitized)!

Boy: What are you doing?!
Dad: Being a Peenist~~;)

by K-WILL-SUE-YOU October 22, 2019

Peenis

What the guy has who stands a minimum of one foot away from a public urinal while urinating, usually with one fist planted on each hip. Also usually accompanied with a slow side to side motion of the head while grinning and nodding.

Guy at public urinal: "JFC, look at THAT peenis!!"

Me: *grin*

by Tripod66 November 5, 2013

Peenids

Another word for genital warts, except in this case it is when a man doesnt clean out his foreskin enough and specks of smegma get stuck onto them.

OMG becky i was going down on geoff the other day and he didnt just have genital warts, he had peenids!

by WinkleSmacker February 16, 2019

penius

A penis which is more intelligent than it's owner.

1. "I was about to hook up with this fifteen year old girl, but my penius wouldn't get hard."
2. Man #1 - "Dude, I had major whiskey dick last night"
Man #2 - "Naw bro, your penius saved your ass - that chick was a straight troll."

Man #1 - "Thanks penius!"

by Spiral Dancer December 21, 2014

peengus

A teenie weenie peenie

Man, that's a pretty small PEENGUS

by The Shlinged of the Schlong September 23, 2020

penius

very smart person who is a dick.

Steve Jobs, from what Ive heard, sounds like a total penius.

by blozzy September 14, 2013